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Halloween Bathroom Ideas That’ll Make You Shit Your Pants

If you’re the kind who decorates every inch for Halloween, don’t forget the bathroom. It’s honestly the funniest place to scare people, they’re already in there, so if they freak out and nearly shit their pants… well, mission completed.

Honestly, I don’t want my bathroom cluttered with tiny decor pieces, and if you’re like me, go for one or two bold Halloween statements instead. 

A giant spider web instantly fills the space without needing much else, and it looks way more dramatic than a handful of knickknacks.

The glowing moon-and-stars shower curtain from Luna_Sea_’s bathroom was the obvious showstopper, but the little details sealed it, the Ouija board mat, pumpkin pails repurposed for storage, and even mushroom ornaments used as door-handle charms. I like that most of it came from places like Kohl’s, Walmart, or Target, proving you don’t need a big budget to turn a bathroom into a Halloween theme.

What makes _Jar_of_Fake_Vomit’s bathroom so fun is that no corner got ignored. From the orange-painted door to the bats, mirror lights, and even the themed towels and mat, every inch leans into Halloween without feeling overstuffed.

Good thing Scubazz was already in the bathroom, because that decoration really scared the shit out of him. Instead of the usual pumpkins and cobwebs, his wife went with a figure lurking in the corner, and it completely transforms the space into a horror movie. The effect works so well because the bathroom is small, you don’t notice it until you’re basically face-to-face. 

This one from MemorableKidsMoments got me, just a strip of caution tape across the bathroom door and it instantly feels like you’re about to walk into either a Halloween gag or a genuine disaster. It’s so simple but effective, and I think a biohazard sign would’ve take this on the next level 

This is pretty smart, you don’t need thirty little decorations to make a bathroom feel like Halloween, just a curtain full of crawling spiders does the trick. Thanks Sweetpicklebee for the idea, the whole setup looks spooky without being overdone.

Nope, I couldn’t do this one, if I ever walked into my bathroom and saw cockroaches crawling up the walls, even fake ones, I’d lose it. They’re the one bug I just can’t handle, which is why this decoration from SouthAlexander is both brilliant and absolutely evil. Cockroaches are the worst, and that’s exactly why this setup works so well for Halloween.

I have to admit, Bath & Body Works really nailed it with this haunted house Wallflower plug that Aire87 shared. It instantly sets a Halloween mood without taking up space, and it doubles as a nightlight. Sure, it’s pricier than you’d expect for a plug-in, but people swear they last for years, and you can even use it without the fragrance if scents aren’t your thing.

The dark walls are really everything here, painting the space black was such a bold move, but it makes the Halloween decor shine even more. Oldladyskater’s vintage swag lamps and thrifted mirrors pop against that backdrop, giving the bathroom this moody, old-world vibe that feels especially made for spooky seasons. 

I can’t get over how interstellar_keller took a boring millennial-grey rental bathroom and flipped it into goth vibes. That “Ancient Burgundy” paint alone changes the whole vibe, and the brass mirrors, candelabras, and swag lamp make it feel dramatic but still cozy. The best part is they pulled it all off for under $300, which is kind of unbelievable for how good it looks.

Even something as simple as setting a few pumpkins in the corner works, they’re cheap, you’re probably grabbing extras for the porch anyway, and they give the bathroom an effortless seasonal vibe.

Now this is a proper batroom. Surrounding the mirror with a whole swarm of paper bats makes it feel like they’re escaping right out of the glass.